When ya homie says he going to “school” but you thought he said “skull”
When piglet doesnt want to pull the trigger so you gotta take matters into your own hands
When tigger comes back after 7 years but doesnt bring back any birthday presents
“What’s in the honey pot? What’s in the pot!?!!”
When Christopher Robin accidentally shoots you but you fire back anyways cause you aint no bitch
Pooh: Have you got your gun?
Christphoher Robin:
“Of course I have”
Christopher Robin stayed strapped.
(via spongebobssquarepants)
Reasons why Denny’s doesn’t feel real
- I’m pretty much only there at 2am-3am where there’s only ever 1-3 other people, most of the time there to sober up
- Every time I am there at said time there’s always a cook loudly (but greatly) singing miscellaneous songs
- Their social media person/people
- Any time I pass through their doors I feel as though my soul has left the real world and traveled to a different plane of existence.
- Whenever I go in for a late night meal there’s weird documentaries on (one having a 30 minute explanation of everything wrong with sharknado)
- Seriously, are their social media people okay?
- Half the time when I wake up the next day I wonder if me going to Denny’s was just a weird dream
- Social media people, are you safe? do you need a hug
good reasons
(via dennys)
how the human brain works:
electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.
my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce
What is a sauce but slime with a purpose?
(via forgave)
